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The NBA Twitter Ban Is Brilliant

by on 02. Oct, 2009 in Basketball, NBa, Rules, Twitter

NBA Commissioner David Stern is a wise man. That low-budget Bill Gates looking sonofabitch was smart to institute a ban prohibiting players from using Twitter 45 minutes before games until the press is allowed in the locker room after games. After a controversy last season where Charlie Villanueva tweeted during halftime of a game, Stern [...]

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Thank You Honolulu!

by on 02. Sep, 2009 in Hawaii, Law, Metro, Stank

Honolulu is looking to ban B.O. on public transportation. The bill will be heard tomorrow by the city council, and it’s looking to rid buses of smelly, disgusting, stank-ass passengers. I salute you, Honolulu, because I feel that making people wear deodorant and wash their asses should be a federal law! Tweet

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DC Is Banning Jumbo Slice?!

by on 15. Jul, 2009 in Adams-Morgan, DC, Pizza

Apparently, the DC City Council is considering banning the sale of jumbo slice pizza. Jim Graham and his cohorts believe that outlawing the sale of single slice pizza will help stop some of the violence that occurs late nights in Adams Morgan by drunken party crowds. Personally, I believe it is a ridiculous idea that [...]

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