Dear Washingtonian magazine, Let me start off by saying that I love your publication. This is not an overall condemnation of your magazine; just an overall “WTF” at your choice of cover photos. I think I speak for a large segment of the population when I say that I don’t want to see that fellow’s [...]
Please Spare Us The Presidential Man-Tits, Washingtonian
by ListenToLeon on 23. Apr, 2009 in Barack, DC, Obama, Open Letter
Open Letter To President Obama
by ListenToLeon on 30. Jan, 2009 in Open Letter, Politics
Mr. President, It’s no secret that I voted for you. I mean, look at the header on my site, the extremely low-budget “If You Smell What Barack is Cooking video, and my Leonmentary film from election night. I’ve had your back from day one, Barry! Now, you are a wise man who makes sound decisions. [...]
Barack Out With My Cock Out
by ListenToLeon on 22. Jan, 2009 in Adams-Morgan, DC, Sex, U Street, Weather
Since I have had a couple of days to reflect upon my inaugural weekend, I’m going to sum up how it went, bullet-style. I went to a bunch of parties, but did not take part in too many of the official events. When I say “official,” I speak of sanctioned events where you have to [...]
Inauguration? Or The Player’s Ball?
by ListenToLeon on 20. Jan, 2009 in DC, Obama, Politics
Inauguration Weekend in DC: I have not seen this many fur coats in one place since “Pimps Up, Hoes Down” first aired on HBO. I know it’s cold, so I can understand the need for warmth. It’s just funny to me, because I didn’t know that fur coats were still going strong like that. I [...]
Obama Is A Citizen
by ListenToLeon on 08. Dec, 2008 in Uncategorized
Barack Obama is a U.S. citizen. Let’s cut out all the bullsh*t. For those of you who are unaware, today the Supreme Court denied a petition based on whether or not President-elect Barack Obama is constitutionally eligible to serve as Commander In Chief. Apparently, some people are still questioning how “American” he is, in an [...]
Al Qaeda Attempting To Use The Race Card
by ListenToLeon on 20. Nov, 2008 in Race, Video
Upon hearing the news that Al Qaeda’s second in-command had the nerve to call Barack Obama a house negro, I instantly remembered why I’ll never ever be able to be the president of these United States. Despite that oh-so regal header image at the top of my page, my first reaction would not have been [...]
My Election Night 2008 Documentary
by ListenToLeon on 06. Nov, 2008 in Politics, Youtube
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the first ever “Leonmentary” film. On Tuesday night, I used my low-tech camera setup to record what may very well be the greatest moment in African-American history: Barack Obama’s victory in the 2008 Presidential Election. The only problem is, I got progressively more and more drunk over the course [...]
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