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Please Spare Us The Presidential Man-Tits, Washingtonian

Dear Washingtonian magazine, Let me start off by saying that I love your publication. This is not an overall condemnation of your magazine; just an overall “WTF” at your choice of cover photos. I think I speak for a large segment of the population when I say that I don’t want to see that fellow’s [...]

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Open Letter To President Obama

Mr. President, It’s no secret that I voted for you. I mean, look at the header on my site, the extremely low-budget “If You Smell What Barack is Cooking video, and my Leonmentary film from election night. I’ve had your back from day one, Barry! Now, you are a wise man who makes sound decisions. [...]

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Barack Out With My Cock Out

Barack Out With My Cock Out

Since I have had a couple of days to reflect upon my inaugural weekend, I’m going to sum up how it went, bullet-style. I went to a bunch of parties, but did not take part in too many of the official events. When I say “official,” I speak of sanctioned events where you have to [...]

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Inauguration? Or The Player’s Ball?

Inauguration Weekend in DC: I have not seen this many fur coats in one place since “Pimps Up, Hoes Down” first aired on HBO. I know it’s cold, so I can understand the need for warmth. It’s just funny to me, because I didn’t know that fur coats were still going strong like that. I [...]

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Obama Is A Citizen

Barack Obama is a U.S. citizen. Let’s cut out all the bullsh*t. For those of you who are unaware, today the Supreme Court denied a petition based on whether or not President-elect Barack Obama is constitutionally eligible to serve as Commander In Chief. Apparently, some people are still questioning how “American” he is, in an [...]

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Al Qaeda Attempting To Use The Race Card

Upon hearing the news that Al Qaeda’s second in-command had the nerve to call Barack Obama a house negro, I instantly remembered why I’ll never ever be able to be the president of these United States. Despite that oh-so regal header image at the top of my page, my first reaction would not have been [...]

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My Election Night 2008 Documentary

Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the first ever “Leonmentary” film. On Tuesday night, I used my low-tech camera setup to record what may very well be the greatest moment in African-American history: Barack Obama’s victory in the 2008 Presidential Election. The only problem is, I got progressively more and more drunk over the course [...]

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