In the wake of this ridiculous new whites-only basketball league being formed, here are some suggestions of new leagues that would actually make money and be entertaining to watch. The dummy behind this idea should have invested his cash in one of these ideas instead: The Under 6 Foot Tall Basketball Association – If this [...]
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Denis Clemente Horse Shot
I wonder how much time he spent practicing this shot. The rest of his game better be nice, or else the coach is gonna let him hear it! Don’t let this guy miss a free throw or something. His coach will be like “Uh huh. All that time you spent bouncing balls off the scoreboard, [...]
Jerry Stackhouse Dunked On By A Freshman
Someone call Jerry Stackhouse and remind him that he’s not young anymore! People shouldn’t make fun of him for getting dunked on per-se, because that kid John Wall is a highly regarded Kentucky University recruit. He’s supposed to dunk on people. I blame Jerry for not getting the f*ck out the way like you’re supposed [...]
Tomorrow’s NBA Draft
The NBA Draft is tonight. Since I am actually typing this a few blocks away from the Verizon Center in downtown DC, I thought about the Washington Wizards. They traded away the #5 pick, but judging from last season’s record, the only way that pick was going to make them a title contender would be [...]
The Marissa Coleman Appreciation Post
Usually, when I’m talking college basketball, I start and end the conversation with the team I grew up watching, the Georgetown University men. However, Georetown’s season was over before the conversation even began this year, so I’m going to just let John Thompson III take this time to regroup, and instead talk about the my [...]
Gym Karma
Once again, God shows me that he has quite the sense of humor. Over the past week at my gym, I’ve witnessed some serious joke-worthy phenomena. I already wrote about the smelly crackhead from the other day, but I didn’t mention the story of how I literally laughed at a man’s pain as he got [...]
Who Let the Crackhead on the Court?
Washington Sports Club is slipping! As much as memberships cost there, one would think that it would be out of a crackhead’s price range. They must have a “Get Your Life Together” discount package or something, because one of the fellows I played basketball against over there was clearly on that stuff… Who Let [...]
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