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No Wonder Uncle Leon Is Never Asked To Babysit

I just found this picture on my phone from a visit with some friends last month. Apparently, the moment I noticed the unfortunate spot where I sat my beer, I had to take a photo to remind myself that I’m not quite responsible enough to sire children just yet. Don’t worry;  no adorable babies were [...]

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How I Spent My Tuesday Night

Black Dynamite DVD + Big ass can of MGD = Hood Paradise! This is how I spent last night: surrounded by cheap beer and laughs for days. Sometimes, it’s all about the simple things in life. Tweet

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Guess What I’m Giving Up For Lent

I need a true test of my willpower. A few months ago, I gave up drinking soda. I now stand before you, soda-free. A life-long addiction, crushed like a cupcake some fat motherf*cker accidentally sat on. Behold the strength and testicular fortitude of the one they call Leon! Everybody is talking about what they’re giving [...]

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Electric Relaxation

Yep. These simpletons pretty much deserve to fry. Thanks to all the folks who Tweeted this photo earlier today, because it made me smile! Tweet

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