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Happy Birthday Michael Jackson

Happy Birthday Michael Jackson

by on 29. Aug, 2011 in Beyonce, Birthday, Breasts, Jay-Z, Michael Jackson, Youtube

In honor of Michael Jackson’s birthday, I shall go outside and do exactly what Mike said to in this video clip! All jokes aside, rest in peace, MJ. I should probably change the header on this site now, because he’s been dead for over two years. I think my comedic tribute might be getting a [...]

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Halle Berry > Everyone Else

by on 15. Aug, 2011 in Beautiful, Birthday, Halle Berry, Women

Happy Belated 45th Birthday Halle Berry. This woman has aged like fine wine! Before any of you starts hating and says “But she’s RICH fine wine, who may or may not have had some work done” I need you to realize something: IT DOES NOT MATTER TO US MEN! All that matters is the end [...]

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Happy Birthday Prince!

by on 07. Jun, 2011 in Birthday, Facebook, Prince

I’m totally wearing this outfit in my next Facebook profile pic, by the way. Happy Birthday Prince, & thanks for the inspiration! *I’m not seriously wearing that sh*t, just so you know. Tweet

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To Party or Not To Party

by on 04. Apr, 2011 in Birthday, Bloggers, Party

It’s almost my blog’s birthday. I have never had a party strictly for this site in the entire time that I’ve had it, but I’m considering it right now. I think going to the Very Smart Brothas shindig this past Saturday night inspired me. By the way, their new book is hilarious, so I highly [...]

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It’s A FELABRATION B*tches!

by on 15. Oct, 2009 in Africa, Music, Twitter, Video, Youtube

According to folks on Twitter, it’s Fela Kuti’s birthday. Therefore, I feel like playing some of his music over here. Is this comedy? No. Do I give a sh*t? Nope. I do NOT give one single, solitary doo-doo terd. Any more questions? Didn’t think so. Just listen, and nod your head to the beat. I’ll [...]

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My Saturday Night

by on 07. Dec, 2008 in Uncategorized

Here it is: Visual proof that my friends tried to assassinate me, with alcohol being the instrument of death. I already had a beverage in-hand, yet by the time I sat back down at the table, folks began giving the gift of alcohol. The rest of the photos are up on my Facebook page, so [...]

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It’s My Birthday…

by on 01. Dec, 2008 in Uncategorized

…So buy me some sh*t! Leon’s Birthday/Christmas Wish List Seriously though, don’t hold this entry against me. It’s just that today is the only day of the year that it’s acceptible for me to engage in outright gift solicitation with you all, and not cross the line. Not that I really care about crossing the [...]

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