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My Retirement From Blogging

I am retiring from blogging, effective immediately. I have decided to enter a more lucrative field: shaking my ass for cash. That’s right: I’m Rick Rude-ing y’all hoes from now on. God blessed me with this awesome physique and ruggedly handsome features, so why waste my time thinking, and writing and doing smart shit, when [...]

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Drive-By Blogging

Drive-By Blogging

It’s been an EXTREMELY hectic day, so this entry is being shot out the window of a Chevy Caprice, instead of delivered in my usual, carefully-crafted style. I’ll try to get back on on here later on, with a proper entry, but in the meantime… “BRAKE YO’SELF N*GGA! RIVERSIDE, MOTHERF*CKER! TAKE THAT, TAKE THAT! MAMA [...]

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