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Thank You Honolulu!

Honolulu is looking to ban B.O. on public transportation. The bill will be heard tomorrow by the city council, and it’s looking to rid buses of smelly, disgusting, stank-ass passengers. I salute you, Honolulu, because I feel that making people wear deodorant and wash their asses should be a federal law! Tweet

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Obama Family: “Rewind Selector! Bo! Bo! Bo!”

Obama Family: “Rewind Selector! Bo! Bo! Bo!”

The Obama girls are finally getting their puppy. Sorry for the corny dancehall reggae-inspired title, but I couldn’t think of anything more clever than a play on the dog’s name, “Bo.” I must say, the Portuguese water dog that they selected is way better looking than that scary Satan’s Hound of the Damned that was [...]

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