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Help Catch The Butt Slasher

by on 27. Jul, 2011 in Butt, Crime, Violence

There is a butt-slasher on the loose in Fairfax, VA. Seriously; I’m not making this up. A crazy man is actually going around knifing women on their backsides while they shop. As much as I wish this were one of my jokes, it’s real, just like the MD skeet bandit. I want to be the [...]

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Creative Health Care Reform Protest Photos

by on 25. Oct, 2009 in Ass, Butt, DC, Protest

I’m all about civil disobedience, especially when it involves fake butt cheeks! For the past few days, there have been people protesting about a block away from my office in favor of health care reform. The two folks I saw with hospital gowns, fake asses and signs that say “Are you covered?” were the ones [...]

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A Biblical Tramp-Stamp?

by on 05. Jan, 2009 in Ass, God, Women

1 Corinthians 13 has always been one of the most memorable Bible passages to me. As great as it is, I do not want to read it an inch away from someone’s butt-crack. I saw this over at You Know You Dead Azz Wrong yesterday, and thought to myself “What type clown gets a scriptural [...]

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