Tag Archives: Caffeine
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Two Words

Liquid crack. I’m wired right now, so if you hear about me doing something out of character, like breaking into the National Zoo and going for a ride on the back of a baby hippopotamus, blame Starbucks. Besides, hippos are awesome when they’re babies. They don’t turn evil and disgusting until they start growing up. [...]

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I Gave Up Soft Drinks: Day 3

A few days ago, I read an article that reconfirmed what I already knew to be true: Soft drinks are bad for me. “Soda”, “pop”, or whatever it’s called where you’re from, is literally going to be the death of me if I don’t get my act together! I like having teeth in my mouth [...]

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