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Salute To The Cameraphone

by on 11. May, 2009 in Camera, Cassie, Sex, Sex Tape

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to propose a toast. Here’s to the man or woman responsible for inventing the cameraphone! Whoever you are, you deserve your own holiday. Your invention has single-handedly revolutionized the sex tape industry. No other product in the last 20 years has made it easier for one to produce spur-of-the-moment, [...]

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Cassie And Her Boobies

by on 07. May, 2009 in Cassie, Nude

It’s been a pretty nice day so far. I awoke, checked my google reader, and was greeted by topless photos of Cassie. According to her, someone hacked her computer. If that’s true, I feel bad for her. Still, she’s fine as all get-out-of-town, so her misfortune is not going to stop me from looking at [...]

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Cassie Shaved Her Head…

by on 11. Apr, 2009 in Cassie, Hair, Haircut, Women

Even halfway bald, I’d still hit it. I hope this sideways Shaolin Monk bullshit doesn’t catch on, but I’d do it to Cassie nontheless. For a woman to pull off a shaved/super close cut, she has to have a really pretty face. Not “cute” or “alright.” I’m talking “stands out in almost any crowd” pretty. [...]

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American Apparel Made Me Look Perverted

by on 28. Apr, 2008 in ads, Sex, Smut

As much as I like reading the print version of The Onion while on the way to or from work, I may have to be more careful when I do it. The reason I say this, is because of all those American Apparel print ads that they run on the back cover of the site. [...]

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