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Living Up To The Name Leon, One Stereotype At A Time

There is a lot in a name. Especially when you’re a black guy with an ex-con name like “Leon.” I realize that some of the things that I do are simply out of my control. Despite my intellect, winning personality and overall unofficial sex symbol aura, from time to time, I find myself behaving in [...]

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KFC’s Slow Death Sandwich Is Here

Fried chicken. Bacon. Cheese. Then, MORE fried chicken. While part of me is disgusted by this new KFC Double Down sandwich, the other part of me is thinking “Leon, you like all of these things individually, so why not try it?” Luckily, my inner n*gga(which is rejoicing at the news of this sandwich) is not [...]

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In Light Of All This Chicken Talk

A Chappelle’s Show clip that came to mind after seeing all this free chicken excitement. Enjoy it now, before YouTube shuts it down over copyright issues! Tweet

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General Tso vs Colonel Sanders

A couple of weeks ago, I had another one of my profound, yet utterly silly revelations on Twitter. I was eating some really great General Tso’s chicken, and I typed something to the effect of “The actual General Tso had to be one bad motherf*cker for them to name such a tasty dish after him!” [...]

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Imported Cigar x Carryout Chicken = Comatose

I am a little bit out of sorts right now. Last Saturday, my friend Hassan gave me a Dominican cigar, out of the kindness of his overgrown, Al B. Sure-looking heart. So me, being the grateful and ever so wonderful friend I am, I decided to smoke it tonight, despite the fact that I am [...]

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