Go Ahead and Laugh If You WANT TO…

…but don’t call me when Chuck comes to your house and whips your ass! A Chuck Norris ass whipping is a fate worse than death, or so I’m told…

P.S. Mr. Norris, sir…If you happen to read this, I am NOT the one responsible for making this Photoshop image of you in an Aretha Franklin old lady church hat and O.J. Simpson murderer glove. SHE IS!!! I am simply the messenger. Do not shoot the messenger. Do not punch, strangle, torture, roundhouse kick or throat-chop the messenger, either. He does not want trouble in any way, shape or form!

@ Chelsia, sorry for snitching, but I need to make sure that the right person receives that mail-order Chuck Norris beatdown. I’ll bring flowers and visit you in the hospital once Chuck has left town.

Chuck Norris Vs Billy Dee Williams

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you, the ultimate showdown of Macho Masculinity and Grown Man Machismo: Chuck Norris vs Billy Dee Williams, in a battle for pop-culture legend supremacy!

Unless you’ve been living under an internet rock for the past few years, I’m sure you’ve heard of the Chuck Norris facts phenomenon. In response, I created a Billy Dee Williams facts list over here on ListenToLeon.net(which was recently updated with more facts!). I mean, why should Chuck have all the fun? As much as Chuck is a master of the Martial Arts, Billy Dee is a master of the Venusian Arts. In other words, Mr. Williams is to seduction what Mr. Norris is to putting a foot to that ass. Let’s take a play-by-play look at which man is the more valuable national treasure:     Read the rest of this entry »

Billy Dee Williams Facts

Chuck Norris may be the baddest of all badasses, but Billy Dee Williams is far and away the smoothest lover-man to ever walk God’s Green Earth! Even slightly greater than, yours truly! If your woman was the recipient of this look right here:

…then Billy Dee Williams was most likely the recipient of her vagina later on that night. Don’t believe me? Take a look at the facts:      Read the rest of this entry »