Shakes The Clown Is Real

I saw a clown at a bar. A CLOWN. In MAKEUP and FULL COSTUME, AT A MOTHERF*CKIN’ BAR! Main man was drinking whiskey while waiting to perform at some kiddie party. I even overheard him going into detail about the different variations of balloon animals he’s mastered. It was like walking into a bad movie or something… Read the rest of this entry »