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Kobe Bryant Kloser Commercial

I like this Vitamin Water commercial. Glad to see Kobe Bryant can laugh at himself and his ill-advised photoshoot. I still think the Nike “Write The Future” World Cup spot featuring him is better, but this one is entertaining as well. Kobe Bryant Kloser Commercial

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ChipsAhoy-Commercial

Chuck Brown Has A Chips Ahoy Commercial

Just saw the new Chuck Brown commercial for Chips Ahoy while watching Enter The Dragon on cable. I guess the folks at AMC and Kraft think that anyone up after midnight watching Bruce Lee beat the hell out of people is probably craving junk food right about now. And you know what? They’re right! Junk [...]

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This Commercial Still Makes Me Laugh

…Mainly because I actually talk to women like this when I’m out. This guy reminds me of me…and my ego! Here’s to Old Spice, for capturing the essence of ListenToLeon without having consulted me once! I’ve actually been meaning to write about this since the Super Bowl, but I’m just now getting around to it. [...]

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So This Is Where Axe Got Their Ideas From

This old school Hai Karate commercial laid the foundation for all of the testosterone-fueled clips Americans are force-fed during most sporting events and prime-time shows popular with young men. I wonder what Hai Karate used to smell like? More importantly, this dude karate-chopped up his own living room in order to avoid being raped! I [...]

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They Make Shake Weight For Women Too!

Unintentional porn FTW! Now THIS is more like it! It almost makes up for the homo-erotic commercial for the male version of Shake Weight I posted on here yesterday. They Make Shake Weight For Women Too!

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The Not Actually Gay, But Very Gay-Looking Workout

The Shake Weight, a.k.a. the “Theoretically, you can get muscles from jerking off” machine. I wouldn’t want to use this thing, because it could lead to disaster. Suppose it’s a late night and your lady is too tired to give you any. You sneak off into the bathroom to rub one out, but since you [...]

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Speaking Of Old, Tacky Apparel…

How many of you owned some tacky-ass Blu Blocker sunglasses back in the day? I’m willing to bet some of you actually have a pair of those liquor store looking shades on your person RIGHT NOW! It’s cool. I won’t make fun of you too much, because they provide UV ray protection. Plus, if they’re [...]

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