This Commercial Still Makes Me Laugh

…Mainly because I actually talk to women like this when I’m out. This guy reminds me of me…and my ego! Here’s to Old Spice, for capturing the essence of ListenToLeon without having consulted me once! I’ve actually been meaning to write about this since the Super Bowl, but I’m just now getting around to it.

“I’m on a horse.”

So This Is Where Axe Got Their Ideas From

This old school Hai Karate commercial laid the foundation for all of the testosterone-fueled clips Americans are force-fed during most sporting events and prime-time shows popular with young men. I wonder what Hai Karate used to smell like? More importantly, this dude karate-chopped up his own living room in order to avoid being raped! I wonder if he’s taking her to court or something.

I’m thinking WAY too much about this, huh?

They Make Shake Weight For Women Too!

Unintentional porn FTW! Now THIS is more like it! It almost makes up for the homo-erotic commercial for the male version of Shake Weight I posted on here yesterday.

The Not Actually Gay, But Very Gay-Looking Workout

The Shake Weight, a.k.a. the “Theoretically, you can get muscles from jerking off” machine. I wouldn’t want to use this thing, because it could lead to disaster. Suppose it’s a late night and your lady is too tired to give you any. You sneak off into the bathroom to rub one out, but since you no longer know your own strength thanks to your Shake Weight workouts, you accidentally rip your d*ck clean off. How do you explain that to ANYONE?

All silly scenarios aside, I had to make fun of this commercial after it was sent to me via Twitter. It was easily the most unintentionally homo-erotic commercial I’ve seen in a long time!

Speaking Of Old, Tacky Apparel…

How many of you owned some tacky-ass Blu Blocker sunglasses back in the day? I’m willing to bet some of you actually have a pair of those liquor store looking shades on your person RIGHT NOW!

It’s cool. I won’t make fun of you too much, because they provide UV ray protection. Plus, if they’re good enough for the Venice Beach rapper guy in the sombrero, they’re good enough for your stankin’ ass!

I Got A Great New Album In The Mail Today

A few days ago, someone called me a “Flash from ‘The Five Heartbeats’ lookin-ass n*gga.” So in honor of that randomly ridiculous insult, I am posting this clip of the commercial he was in that got featured on BET every hour on the hour for the better part of a decade: Hey Love! Read the rest of this entry »

If You Hate Filling Out Your Timesheets

This Taco Bell commercial is the latest one to get stuck in my head. Especially the “If you hate filling out your timesheets” part. I can almost feel that guy’s falsetto pain! I wish they’d show the whole commercial more, instead of the shortened version. It’s almost as ridiculously catchy as the “Gimme back that Fillet-O-Fish” one.