The Shake Weight, a.k.a. the “Theoretically, you can get muscles from jerking off” machine. I wouldn’t want to use this thing, because it could lead to disaster. Suppose it’s a late night and your lady is too tired to give you any. You sneak off into the bathroom to rub one out, but since you [...]
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Speaking Of Old, Tacky Apparel…
How many of you owned some tacky-ass Blu Blocker sunglasses back in the day? I’m willing to bet some of you actually have a pair of those liquor store looking shades on your person RIGHT NOW! It’s cool. I won’t make fun of you too much, because they provide UV ray protection. Plus, if they’re [...]
I Got A Great New Album In The Mail Today
A few days ago, someone called me a “Flash from ‘The Five Heartbeats’ lookin-ass n*gga.” So in honor of that randomly ridiculous insult, I am posting this clip of the commercial he was in that got featured on BET every hour on the hour for the better part of a decade: Hey Love! Tweet
If You Hate Filling Out Your Timesheets
This Taco Bell commercial is the latest one to get stuck in my head. Especially the “If you hate filling out your timesheets” part. I can almost feel that guy’s falsetto pain! I wish they’d show the whole commercial more, instead of the shortened version. It’s almost as ridiculously catchy as the “Gimme back that [...]
Stop Buying Those Freaky Magazines
Happy Friday! Choose your smut stores wisely(if you’re into that sort of thing) Tweet
Easy Curves
The other night while watching the meltdown of Steve-O on MTV, I saw an infomercial which compelled me to write about it. That infomercial: Easy Curves bust enhancing exercise equipment. When I first noticed the commercial featuring women playing with a phallic object in low-cut tops, I thought it was some kind of joke. I [...]
I Woke Up This Morning Singing This…
Someone help me! It’s trapped in my head!!! Tweet
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