I’m the only guy on Earth who encounters Muppets at a bar. Thug Muppets, at that. Cookie Monster was always one of my favorites on Sesame Street. He was a simple guy; he knew exactly what he wanted, and he went for it. Yes, some might call him obsessed, but I prefer to look at [...]
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When Crazy People Carry Knives
I don’t know what the Hell was going on in Columbia Heights yesterday evening, but there seemed to be an increased amount of “crazy” in the air. On my way to the gym after work, I crossed Irving Street to go to Washington Sports Club. As I’m crossing, somebody walks past me and intentionally bumps [...]
Artistically Stealing Your Halloween Candy
I feel a little bad for laughing so much at this “I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy” video from Jimmy Kimmel, so as a result, I must do something good to balance out karma. That good deed, is spreading the word about the Document The Fresh show tomorrow at Lamont Bishop [...]
As Seen On Leon’s Cameraphone: Panties on the Ground Edition
Somebody meant business on the way to the club! Gotta love Fridays in DC. I’d imagine that any woman who loses her panties on her way to the spot has to be pretty nasty. She probably has some new and improved STD. When she speaks, her voice sounds like A.I.D.S. Her vagina leaps tall buildings [...]
I Owe The Pharcyde An Apology
I went to Hip-Hop Karaoke last night and had a blast. That said, I feel like I should apologize to The Pharcyde for what I did to their song. In my defense, I did do all four parts by myself as well as sing the hook, so I’m proud of myself in that respect. However, [...]
The Post-Earthquake Blog
I managed to survive my first earthquake today, and learned a bunch of interesting tidbits in the process. Living in the DC area, an earthquake is a pretty rare occurrence. Therefore, when something of this magnitude happens, it tells you a lot about pretty much everything. Below, I have outlined my Earthquake lessons for your [...]
DC Made Me Go Pee Wee
DC is literally going to make me kill someone’s child one day. Yes, I know that’s a horrible way to start an entry on a humor blog, but I’m saying. I might have to become the black Punisher and dish out lethal justice, even if it means that this page will be used as evidence [...]
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