Upon seeing this clip of North Koreans crying over the death of Kim Jong Il, I read the words “taken from North Korean state run media” underneath it. I’m pretty sure it’s wrong that I immediately thought “They probably told these people ‘Cry! Or we’ll kill your entire families! LOOK SAD B*TCH!’” Main man at [...]
Tag Archives: Death
The Gospel
I may not strike you all as the most religious figure in the world. I mean, I curse a lot, I’ll l talk openly about almost any tasteless topic known to mankind, and I even went so far as to blaspheme over fried chicken yesterday. My twitter status was as follows: “Chik-Fil-A nuggets are so [...]
Minimum Wage Death
A CVS employee nearly killed me last week. As I was on my way home from a long day at work, I walked past a guy loading an 8-9 foot tall pallet stack of random drug store merchandise onto a truck. As soon as I made it one step beyond where the fellow was, he somehow [...]
So What Now?
The world came together over the past few weeks in an attempt to save Troy Davis, a man on death row despite the fact that recent developments in his case appear to prove his innocence. On one hand, it really moved me to see so many people come together to stop a tragedy from happening [...]
Tribute to the Macho Man Randy Savage
I hate to do wrestling jokes two days in a row, but in light of the passing of The Macho Man Randy Savage, I need to pay proper tribute. Although he wasn’t a comedian, the Macho Man had a tremendous influence on my comedic style. Basically, I learned how to talk shit from him and [...]
Justice Versus Vengeance
Right now, there is a man on I Street selling “Obama got Osama” t-shirts. This joker wasted NO TIME! He must have hit the print shop at 6AM to be able to have shirts ready to sell at Noon. I wonder how many of those stupid tees he managed to move today… It’s ironic that [...]
The Internet Cannot Kill Morgan Freeman
Earlier today, there was a Twitter rumor allegedly started by CNN stating that Morgan Freeman died. I researched it, and found out that the rumor was false, as I suspected it might be. Morgan Freeman is the closest thing Black people have to Chuck Norris(aside from Billy Dee Williams, of course). He can’t die unless [...]
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