Is It Too Early To Start Drinking?

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Labor Day Weekend is here, which begs the age-old question: When is the socially acceptable time to start drinking? This debate has gone on for ages. Today, I would like to come to some kind of consensus once and for all, as this bottle of Three Olives vodka stares at me from across the room.     Read the rest of this entry »

Is It Too Early To Start Drinking?

Shakes The Clown Is Real

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I saw a clown at a bar. A CLOWN. In MAKEUP and FULL COSTUME, AT A MOTHERF*CKIN’ BAR! Main man was drinking whiskey while waiting to perform at some kiddie party. I even overheard him going into detail about the different variations of balloon animals he’s mastered. It was like walking into a bad movie or something… Read the rest of this entry »

Shakes The Clown Is Real

The Bizness

"I sit and think with a drink about how I'm gonna win" - Common

“I sit and think with a drink about how I’m gonna win” - Common

Don’t worry…It’s just water! When I saw this, it made me think of The Bizness by De La Soul featuring Common. Hope that little hip-hop flashback makes you smile :)

The Bizness