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I Just Got Crop Dusted

Someone walked past my desk and let out a silent-but-violent drive-by fart this morning. The culprit was a slick one, because it happened around the time when 3 or 4 people were walking past. I can’t even do anything petty to seek vengeance, because I’d have to go after way too many people. I am [...]

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Drive-By Blogging

It’s been an EXTREMELY hectic day, so this entry is being shot out the window of a Chevy Caprice, instead of delivered in my usual, carefully-crafted style. I’ll try to get back on on here later on, with a proper entry, but in the meantime… “BRAKE YO’SELF N*GGA! RIVERSIDE, MOTHERF*CKER! TAKE THAT, TAKE THAT! MAMA [...]

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