I’m sorry, but I do not want to join your Mafia family. To whomever this may concern, please refrain from sending me any more invitations to join you in playing Mob Wars. If not, I just may be forced to send a couple of actual mafia hit men to your house. If you come home [...]
Tag Archives: Family
The Family Cookout
I’m attending a family cookout today. Since my mother gives me a hard time whenever I make jokes about family members on here, I will refrain from blogging about the crazy stuff my family does. However, that doesn’t mean I won’t tweet about them! If ever there were a day to follow me on Twitter, [...]
Obama Family: “Rewind Selector! Bo! Bo! Bo!”
The Obama girls are finally getting their puppy. Sorry for the corny dancehall reggae-inspired title, but I couldn’t think of anything more clever than a play on the dog’s name, “Bo.” I must say, the Portuguese water dog that they selected is way better looking than that scary Satan’s Hound of the Damned that was [...]
Be A Father To Your Child
I saw a commercial this morning that made me laugh out loud. Therefore, it is worthy of posting here on ListenToLeon.net: It has a great message and I’m all for parents taking an active role in their child’s life…but if I were in that position, we’d have to practice that cheer somewhere indoors! Preferably, a [...]
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