Tag Archives: Fire
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She HOT!!!

Literally AND figuratively! I probably shouldn’t be laughing at someone’s weave catching fire, but the ballerific nature of that whole scene makes it hilarious. Trey Songz throwing rose petals like one of those chicks from Coming To America, and Kevin Hart’s hilarious reaction of genuine fear before holding back laughter make this an instant internet [...]

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The Last Place I Want To Die Is At Work

An inadvertent fire alarm just went off in the office. Although I knew it wasn’t a real fire, I thought to myself “the last place I want to die, is at work.” So I’m on my way outside to enjoy the sunshine for a bit…I mean, escape the raging flames that just might consume the [...]

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Jimmy Dean is Safe! More Swine For Me!

…I mean, umm…Thank God the man and his family are alright! A house fire almost took out the Sausage King last night, but luckily, Jimmy Dean and his family escaped unharmed. I know the company would continue to make high quality, tasty swine products even without their founder, but still…The man is a legend to [...]

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DC Water Supply Spiked With Crazy Juice

DC’s water supply must’ve been spiked with Crazy Juice. That is the only explanation imaginable for all of the wild stuff that happened in my neighborhood this past Friday night. The night was intended to be one of relaxation, but it ended up looking more like an action movie. Don’t believe me? Check out the [...]

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