Tag Archives: Gym
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Cockfighting Is Never Good

My weekend was amazing, but it almost ended on a horribly traumatic note. We’ll get to the violent felony that came close to happening shortly. First off, let me once again toot my own horn and announce not one, but two upcoming ListenToLeon.net related events in the next month. The first is the one that [...]

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Apparently I Have Crazy Beat-A-B*tch Face

The past weekend, I had a couple of interesting conversations with strangers. The first was when a salesperson in some store walked up to me and said “You look like a young Manny Ramirez from back when he played in Cleveland.” The guy went on to talk about the time he met Ramirez as a [...]

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My iPod Is Too Suspect To Steal

I almost lost my iPod Touch today at the gym, but as you can clearly see above, the wallpaper is too flagrant and “questionable” for any thief to ever want it.  It was placed in the lost and found, and I got it back about 10 minutes after I noticed that I’d misplaced it.  My [...]

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Break Your New Years Resolution

My gym is more crowded than ever these days. Am I wrong for hoping more people start to taper off from their New Years fitness resolutions so I can have a little elbow room? It may be selfish of me to feel this way, but if it’ll keep me from having to wait to use [...]

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The 4 Pack

Yeah, I’m starting this off with a badass power ballad, so you KNOW you’re in for an uppercut to the gut…of GREATNESS! Fitness people, I need your help. As you may have seen from the Miami photos, I’ve got the good 4-pack abs going on. Yeah, I’m a little short of a 6-pack, but at [...]

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Ready For Warm Weather

As I’ve probably mentioned on here before, I have been doing pretty well as far as keeping a regular, disciplined workout schedule over the past few months. Although I knew that I was making progress, I had no idea just HOW MUCH progress I had made until this past weekend. I knew that I’d moved [...]

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Gym Karma

Once again, God shows me that he has quite the sense of humor. Over the past week at my gym, I’ve witnessed some serious joke-worthy phenomena. I already wrote about the smelly crackhead from the other day, but I didn’t mention the story of how I literally laughed at a man’s pain as he got [...]

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