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Halloween Strikes Back! John Blackenroe

Saturday night, I went to a post-Halloween costume party, and since I didn’t feel like rocking the Jimi Hendrix costume once again, I decided to use my Black McGuyver resoursefulness and come up with a costume on the fly. The result: John BLACKenroe, Tennis Superstar!     Halloween Strikes Back! John Blackenroe

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Jimi Hendrix: 1 Night Only Halloween Performance in Washington DC

As you can clearly see, my soul was inhabited by the spirit of Jimi on Saturday night. I went to the same Halloween house party that I attend every year, and as always, I had a great time. more pictures of the ensuing mayhem and silliness are below.     Jimi Hendrix: 1 Night Only Halloween Performance [...]

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Who Dresses Like A Nazi for Halloween?!

This morning, I heard that the ex-girlfriend of someone I consider a friend was walking around DC dressed as a Nazi on Thursday night. This is a person who has been in my house, drank my liquor and made small talk with me on a number of occasions, so I’m feeling some kind of way [...]

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5 Horror Films That Scared The Sh*t Out Me

In the spirit of Halloween, here are 5 memories of horror films that scared the sh*t out of me at some point in my life. These movies themselves don’t really strike fear in my heart in 2009, but each of them is responsible for a moment that the macho, manly part of me is slightly [...]

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Smurfs Are Real!

…and they’re taller than me :( Now you guys now know why I write a comedy blog. It’s not even Halloween yet, and I’m already befriending Papa Smurf on U Street. I almost decided against putting this up here since I was having a bad hair day, but photographic proof of the existence of Smurfs [...]

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Halloween Costume: The Afro Edition

Once again, I need your help deciding what I’m going to dress up as this Halloween. Yes, I know I’m a grown-ass man. That said, I make people laugh. IT’S WHAT I DO! THAT’S MY PLEASURE! Therefore, I can go to Halloween parties wearing silly costumes until either one of two things happen: 1.) I [...]

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Once More For Michael Jackson

I’m breaking out the old Michael Jackson Halloween costume photo. Yes, I know my Thriller jacket was too small. I couldn’t even raise my arms all the way up because it was so tight. You could see my heart beating in that thing. People across the room were reading my pulse and whatnot. That thing [...]

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