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Smurfs Are Real!

…and they’re taller than me :( Now you guys now know why I write a comedy blog. It’s not even Halloween yet, and I’m already befriending Papa Smurf on U Street. I almost decided against putting this up here since I was having a bad hair day, but photographic proof of the existence of Smurfs [...]

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Halloween Costume: The Afro Edition

Once again, I need your help deciding what I’m going to dress up as this Halloween. Yes, I know I’m a grown-ass man. That said, I make people laugh. IT’S WHAT I DO! THAT’S MY PLEASURE! Therefore, I can go to Halloween parties wearing silly costumes until either one of two things happen: 1.) I [...]

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Once More For Michael Jackson

I’m breaking out the old Michael Jackson Halloween costume photo. Yes, I know my Thriller jacket was too small. I couldn’t even raise my arms all the way up because it was so tight. You could see my heart beating in that thing. People across the room were reading my pulse and whatnot. That thing [...]

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LL Cool J Prevailed

I dressed up as Lenny Kravitz first, but I correctly sensed that no one would know who I was…So I packed the LL Cool J backup costume! The results are as follows: As you see, switching costumes was a good call. Everybody was happy, and I got to plug my site once again, to a [...]

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Halloween Costume History

Ladies and gentlemen, today I present, a retrospective of past ListenToLeon Halloween Costumes. I haven’t even finished typing this entry yet, and I already regret it! “Thriller” era Michael Jackson First of all, that jacket was WAY too small. I couldn’t even lift my arms all the way up, for fear that I’d rip the [...]

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Halloween Is Coming

While chewing on some Double Bubble gum a little while ago, I thought about a couple of interesting, yet ultimately pointless things. My first thought was coming to the realization that Double Bubble only holds it’s flavor for a maximum of three to five chews, no matter how many pieces you put in your mouth. [...]

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