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Babies

Babies

The overriding theme of my Thanksgiving was “kids.” The entire weekend, I was around the next generation of my family as well as the families of close friends. A good number of said friends and relatives apparently had lots of sex during the blizzard of 2009, because all of the children around me this weekend [...]

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The ER Sucks

I’m typing this entry with a broken finger. Before you say “fool have you lost your mind?” let me explain why: The only reason that I am typing with what my newfound Google and Web MD search wisdom tells me is some kind of fracture, is mainly because I hate going to the Emergency Room. [...]

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I Hate The DMV

I pride myself on being a positive spirit, so there aren’t many things in life that lead me to use the word “hate.” However, I truly hate the DMV. I hate that place with a passion. A spirited passion, at that. A Samuel L. Jackson “I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!” type of passion. That [...]

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The Supreme Court Stifled My Swagger

I’m laying low right now, thanks to this Supreme Court decision that says DC’s handgun ban is unconstitutional. To become a world-class sh*t talker on my level, it’s inevitable that you’re going to encounter haters and enemies along the way. I mean, you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. Well, technically, you [...]

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