Every Friday is now a National Holiday. A holiday where you can embrace all of the music you like, but you’re afraid might get you made fun of in some circles. From this day forward, I declare every Friday to be Guilty Pleasure Friday. Yes, I am powerful enough to simply declare National Holidays. I [...]
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It’s National High Five Day
No, really. In the spirit of National High Five Day, take it back to ’89 and slap hands up-top with someone, even if it’s a total stranger. It’ll be worth it if you make someone smile, and even more worth it to see the confused look on his or her face if you don’t! Tweet
Livin’ The Dream!
Sorry for being on C.P. time with my Dr. King Day entry. I wasn’t feeling too well earlier, so I was in and out of consciousness for most of my holiday. Now that my sleep pattern is completely thrown off, I’ll get to posting what I planned to yesterday morning. Friday night, I got a [...]
A Festivus Miracle
‘Tis the season! That most Seinfeldian, non-commercialized of holidays is upon us. Yep, that’s right. Festivus is here! In the tradition of Frank Costanza, I began my celebration on Twitter this morning with the Airing of the Grievances. For those unfamiliar with Festivus, the Airing of the Grievances is when you tell people how they’ve [...]
National Day of Jheri Curl Remembrance
Last night in a Burger King, I saw an actual, real-life jheri curl in the year 2010. A man came in there rocking a mean Eazy-E, Michael Cage, Dominican Relief pitcher curl for all the world to see. I even tweeted about it, as you can see above. Unfortunately, he got away before I could [...]
Happy Holidays Everyone!
I’m sorry, but this OJ Simpson holiday card is hilarious to me! This is obviously from back in the pre-double homicide days, when people actually liked “The Juice.” I wonder if OJ was the one who took a knife to that meat, or if he’s still searching for “the real killer”? Was that murderer joke [...]
I Don’t Want To Hear Your Life Story
I hate it when quasi-homeless people try to befriend me or tell me a story before asking for money. CUT TO THE DAMNED CHASE! It’s the holidays, so I might be a little more inclined to help the less-fortunate than usual, but trust me, someone’s unsolicited sob story does not factor into my decision at [...]
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