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Barack Out With My Cock Out

Barack Out With My Cock Out

Since I have had a couple of days to reflect upon my inaugural weekend, I’m going to sum up how it went, bullet-style. I went to a bunch of parties, but did not take part in too many of the official events. When I say “official,” I speak of sanctioned events where you have to [...]

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Inauguration? Or The Player’s Ball?

Inauguration Weekend in DC: I have not seen this many fur coats in one place since “Pimps Up, Hoes Down” first aired on HBO. I know it’s cold, so I can understand the need for warmth. It’s just funny to me, because I didn’t know that fur coats were still going strong like that. I [...]

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Freezing My Inaugural Ass Off

This is the Washington, DC extended forecast for Inauguration weekend. No, your eyes are not lying to you: today’s high is 19 degrees! 19 DAMNED DEGREES!!! I do not like cold weather, so you can tell that I am not a happy camper right now. Scientifically speaking, I don’t know how cold it has to [...]

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DC Letting Folks Party All Night Long

I got a text message around 11PM last night which read: DC bars and clubs legally allowed 2 open 24 hrs all inauguration week! 5 am last call.” After that, I cut on the news and started hearing it everywhere. Although I am happy with the fact that I have the legal right to party [...]

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