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How The Hell Is DJ Khaled So Connected?

For the life of me, I can’t figure out how DJ Khaled got so connected. This man consistently gets the biggest rappers in the game to appear on his albums. Aside from the fact that a little part of my soul dies every time I hear his high-pitched yell of “WE THE BEST!” I must [...]

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Jesus, Can You Please Turn Down the Heat?

Dear Lord and Savior, Could you please turn down the heat a little bit? It’s literally hot as Hell out here in DC! I’m pretty sure I just saw the Devil himself on K Street, in a straw hat using a church fan. You know, the one with Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s picture on [...]

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Good Friday Night Fights: Jesus vs The Easter Bunny

Early this Good Friday morning on Twitter, Black Canseco posed these questions: “Why are we more accepting of Easter eggs and the Easter Bunny than we are of Jesus Christ? Would we be more into Jesus Christ if he hopped around with a basket filled with booiled eggs and chocolate?” Of course, I gave one [...]

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Which Jesus Is Cooler?

Quick ListenToLeon.net poll: Which Jesus is cooler: Little 6 pound, 8 oz Baby Jesus in the manger? Grown-up Jesus with the hipster beard? *EDIT* Black Jesus with feet like brass and hair like lamb’s wool(painted by J.J. on a now-classic episode of Good Times) Don’t ask me why that thought even crossed my mind tonight. [...]

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