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Kobe Bryant NBA 2K11 Commercial

Watch closely. It’s hilarious how Kobe couldn’t even hold in the smirk as the video game version of Michael Jordan blocked Shaq’s shot around the 21 second mark of this clip. That split-second of pettiness definitely took the commercial to another level. All jokes aside, NBA 2K11 looks like it’s the sh*t though! Tweet

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Kobe Bryant Kloser Commercial

I like this Vitamin Water commercial. Glad to see Kobe Bryant can laugh at himself and his ill-advised photoshoot. I still think the Nike “Write The Future” World Cup spot featuring him is better, but this one is entertaining as well. Tweet

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Kobe Bryant WTF

Kobe looks sweeter than a sugar sandwich in this outfit! Just when I started to respect your dry-snitching-on-Shaq ass again, you go and pull this sh*t! Come on, Kobe! This is almost as bad as that A-Rod photo shoot from last year! You need some new people, man! Someone should have had the balls to [...]

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I’ll Never Doubt Nike Again

I since I last wrote about the LeBron James and Kobe Bryant puppet commercials, Nike has definitely stepped up the entertainment value. Adding Lil’ Desmond from downstairs was a great touch. Plus, it appears they had the same idea that I did in that prior entry, placing LeBron at home to watch Kobe in the [...]

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What Will The LeBron and Kobe Puppets Do Now?

With the Cleveland Cavaliers out of the playoffs, what is Nike going to do with all those Kobe vs LeBron puppet cartoons? You’d think advertisers would try not to be so presumptuous about sports after Reebok tried to hype that “Dan vs Dave” showdown back in the 90′s. When Dan didn’t qualify for the Olympics, [...]

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The STFU List

A lot of people are in the news these days, talking out the side of their asses. Quite frankly, I’m tired of hearing it. That is why I will periodically assemble a SHUT THE F*CK UP list over here, to highight and illustrate the nonsense that folks are letting come out of their mouths. Without further delay, here [...]

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