When a man gets dunked on as savagely as Kendrick Perkins did by Blake Griffin tonight, I am required by law to write about it. Blake Griffin just besmirched Kendrick Perkins’ dignity. Ate that man’s lunch. Called his newborn baby ugly. All of that, in one dunk. See for yourself… Even the commentator paused for [...]
Tag Archives: LeBron James
Today’s Pookie Award Recipient: Cavs Owner Dan Gilbert
I’m sure you’re all tired of the LeBron James free agency saga. However, I must write about it once more since it gets more ridiculous by the hour. I’m having a hard time figuring out whose the bigger jackass, Lebron, or Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert. Right now, I’m leaning towards Dan Gilbert, because his [...]
King…I Mean, Queen James And His Announcement
LeBron James is a drama queen. There, I said it. Thanks to this overgrown, muscle-bound diva, I will spend my Thursday night watching ESPN at 9:00 sharp, in order to see which team he’ll be playing for next year. This guy made every team on his wish list come to him, and now he’s making [...]
Delonte West Is A Motherf*cker. Literally!
NBA Hall of Famer Calvin Murphy is claiming that Delonte West of the Cleveland Cavaliers had sex with LeBron James’ mother. I usually don’t write about gossip and hearsay, but this rumor is hilarious to me. Delonte West is a motherf*cker. LITERALLY! The whole situation leads me to ask the following questions: Was fear of [...]
I’m Hating On Behalf Of Short People Everywhere
I wonder if LeBron James runs up and down the court thinking things like “One of these days, I’m gonna accidentally hit my head on the rim. Give myself a concussion & still make the SportsCenter Top 10…” Us people on the ground respect it. Keep doing your thing, LeBron! Tweet
I’ll Never Doubt Nike Again
I since I last wrote about the LeBron James and Kobe Bryant puppet commercials, Nike has definitely stepped up the entertainment value. Adding Lil’ Desmond from downstairs was a great touch. Plus, it appears they had the same idea that I did in that prior entry, placing LeBron at home to watch Kobe in the [...]
What Will The LeBron and Kobe Puppets Do Now?
With the Cleveland Cavaliers out of the playoffs, what is Nike going to do with all those Kobe vs LeBron puppet cartoons? You’d think advertisers would try not to be so presumptuous about sports after Reebok tried to hype that “Dan vs Dave” showdown back in the 90′s. When Dan didn’t qualify for the Olympics, [...]
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