Tag Archives: Lost
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At The Mercy of Technology

After somehow managing to delete 90% of my contacts the other day, I had a moment of clarity: My cell phone runs my life. There; I admitted it. I’m nobody’s b*tch, but my phone has more influence over me than most pimps have over any whore in his or her stable. If something bad happens [...]

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Who Loses Their Keys?

I am the only ass-clown I know who manages to lose his house keys. This is truly upsetting. I did not even realize that they were gone until I went to the gym yesterday after work and looked for them, since my membership thingy is on the key ring. I figured “Oh, I must have [...]

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Things I Could Do With $30

I just found an ad network check in my laptop bag from October. I’m pretty successful at this blogging thing, but not successful enough to literally LOSE MONEY like that! The check was just for $30, but I’m saying…I can do a lot with $30! For instance… Things I could do with $30 Ball out [...]

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