Swagger Soundtrack

Last week, a friend of mine found it amusing that I actually have a playlist on my iPod called Swagger Soundtrack. This list consists of over 500 songs that put me in that uber-confident state of mind. That’s right. Uber confident. I’m talking imported German Chocolate swag. Some next-level sh*t, my friends.

So if you were to make a Swagger Soundtrack, what songs would be on it? Here are a few samples from mine:     Read the rest of this entry »

The Supreme Court Stifled My Swagger

I’m laying low right now, thanks to this Supreme Court decision that says DC’s handgun ban is unconstitutional. To become a world-class sh*t talker on my level, it’s inevitable that you’re going to encounter haters and enemies along the way. I mean, you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

Well, technically, you can make an omlette without breaking a few eggs, if you buy a carton of Egg Beaters…

That totally screws up my metaphor. Sh*t.

Either way, there are plenty of people who want to stifle this Hammertime Stealth Ninja Swag of mine.

     

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