I already know what you’re thinking: “Great… Leon is resorting to more jokes about flatulence.” Before you walk away disgusted or disappointed, I promise you that you are going to want to read this entry, despite it’s oxymoron of a title. It’s informative. It’s powerful. IT JUST MAY CHANGE YOUR LIFE! Last week, I was [...]
Tag Archives: Metro
How I Feel About Metro
This video has been out for a few days now, but I have to post it since it’s great. As you probably know from past posts, I can relate to a number of these Metro experiences that GoRemy mentions in the song. ESPECIALLY the question of “how does one have body odor 1st thing in [...]
Live From The Metro Derailment
As you’ve probably already heard, a Metro train derailed at Farragut North station this morning and wreaked all kinds of havoc downtown. What you didn’t know, is that your man Leon was 5 minutes from being a passenger on that train. I ended up on the next one directly behind it, and was stuck at [...]
Metro Sucks
I see why bloggers like Metro Man NEVER run out of material. My trip to work this morning was symbolic of all things wrong with the Metrorail system. I’m not even sure where I should begin with this rant, because there were that many frustrating details of my ride to work. When I finally arrived [...]
Don’t Rough Up McGruff!!!
You know times are rough when McGruff the crime dog gets assaulted. Saturday in Colombia Heights, a police officer dressed as McGruff the Crime Dog was minding his own business, teaching kids how to take a bite out of crime…when a Metro bus driver got the drop on him and took a bite out of [...]
The No-Pants Weekend
This weekend was originally intended to be the first official “No-Pants Weekend” in ListenToLeon.net history. Unfortunately, fate conspired against me, and caused me to scrap my master plan. Let me explain what happened… Initially, I was to take part in Improv Everywhere’s International No Pants Subway Ride 2009 (DC Edition), but an unfortunate incident at [...]
People Stuck In Train Doors
I had a Metro Man moment this morning. On my way to work, I witnessed a woman try to rush her way onto the train, only to get stuck in the doors. To those unfamiliar to the DC metrorail system, the doors do not re-open easily like in other cites(like New York, I’m told). The [...]
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