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Metro Smartrip Phone Sex

Metro Smartrip Phone Sex

I had another “This type of outrageous stuff only happens to Leon” moment earlier today. To give the full explanation, I have to rewind back to Saturday night, when I somehow managed to lose my Smartrip card on the way back from picking up my iPod. As you can guess, Saturday was not much of a good day [...]

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Mutombo Elbow of Death

I did a bad thing on the train this morning. While on the Gallery Place/Chinatown station platform, I stood in a crowd, glancing down at the Washington Post Express newspaper. I saw that they quoted Arjewtino, which made me smile. Yesterday, they quoted AllieNicole, so obviously, it is a sign that I am among the [...]

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