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Conrad Murray Jokes

I have not been following the Conrad Murray trial very closely. The Michael Jackson fan in me does not want to know the sordid details surrounding the last moments of his life. Plus, I am already admittedly biased. I want to see them throw the book at this glorified, overpaid drug-dealing enabler. However, details of [...]

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Happy Birthday Michael Jackson

Happy Birthday Michael Jackson

In honor of Michael Jackson’s birthday, I shall go outside and do exactly what Mike said to in this video clip! All jokes aside, rest in peace, MJ. I should probably change the header on this site now, because he’s been dead for over two years. I think my comedic tribute might be getting a [...]

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Thriller Jacket For Sale

Can anyone loan me $1,000,000.37 so I can win the auction for Michael Jackson’s Thriller jacket? No? You mean to tell me, not nay one of you has $1,000,000.37 to spare? Well then. F*ck y’all! I don’t need your damned help! I already have a Thriller jacket. I’ll just get Jermaine to sign it or [...]

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Picture Me Rollin

This is why I do not do the Tumblr thing. I’d waste ridiculous amounts of time posting silly gifs like the one above. Ladies and gentlemen, I’m off from work, so a Michael Jackson Beat It Body Roll is about to happen somewhere. You’ve been warned, America! Tweet

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Celebrating the Life of Michael Jackson

I still can’t believe it’s been a year since Michael Jackson died. I can’t lie, to me, it still kind of feels like losing a friend or relative, although I never met the man. That’s the kind of impact his music has had on me over the years. But enough of sad shit. Uncle Mike(as [...]

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Reggie Noble Is Still > Your Favorite Rapper

You know I had to put this Michael Jackson inspired Redman video up. It is almost as awesome as my website header. Sorry Redman, but as cool as this clip is, it is nowhere near as awesome as a jheri-curl glamor pose with a motherf*ckin’ TIGER! Tweet

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The Michael Jackson Penalty Kick

This clip of a Michael Jackson inspired penalty kick is hilarious to me! Had main man spun around a little quicker, he might have been successful. Alas, he spent too much time on his “Whooo” and neglected his “Shammone.” Thus, his penalty kick was unsuccessful. Tweet

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