So Michael Jackson Was Killed

Now that Michael Jackson’s death has been ruled a homicide, it looks like the shit is about to officially hit the fan for Dr. Conrad Murray. Even if by some stretch of the imagination he avoids going to prison, this man will never get another patient again. He could take a job at a free clinic, and bums will be like “Aw HELL no! That’s that nigga that killed Michael Jackson! He murdered the King of Pop! What you think he’ gon do to MY black ass?!”  Read the rest of this entry »

Televised Funerals

As I watch Michael Jackson’s memorial service, I had one of my trademark “so ignorant it’s brilliant” thoughts: Wouldn’t it be cool if you ALWAYS had the option to watch funerals on TV, instead of having to actually be there? Read the rest of this entry »

Tweets From The BET Awards

During the BET Awards, I decided to share my thoughts and opinions with the world via Twitter. If you’re not already following me, then this is a taste of what you missed. These 140 character or less Tweets are listed in chronological order during the course of the entire show:      Read the rest of this entry »

Once More For Michael Jackson

I’m breaking out the old Michael Jackson Halloween costume photo. Yes, I know my Thriller jacket was too small. I couldn’t even raise my arms all the way up because it was so tight. You could see my heart beating in that thing. People across the room were reading my pulse and whatnot. That thing was young as Hell!     Read the rest of this entry »

Michael Jackson :(

I’m still having a hard time wrapping my mind around this whole Michael Jackson thing right now. Websites are saying that he died, and Twitter is going crazy right now, but I don’t know how to feel about it. Part of me wants to wait for a truly credible news source to tell me if Michael Jackson is dead or not instead of relying on a bunch of nigga-net Tweets and Facebook status updates possibly jumping the gun. The other part of me is has a really bad feeling about this, to the point that my stomach is upset. Read the rest of this entry »

Once Again, HE’S STILL MICHAEL JACKSON!

Michael Jackson is not worried about people’s jokes. He does not care what you think about his nose(or lack thereof). To be honest, he really doesn’t need to care! That man can still sell out 50 shows faster than most artists could ever hope to sell out one!

I had a conversation with my friend G last night in regards to the question “Which effeminate black man got more sex from the ladies? Prince, or Michael Jackson?” Our conversation went a little something like this: Read the rest of this entry »

It’s Still Michael Jackson!

While watching this footage, I realized something profound: even after all of the crazy stuff Michael Jackson has said/done/been accused of over the years, I still would have been one of those folks in the front row with a camera had I been anywhere near the vicinity of that press conference! I mean, it’s still Michael Jackson! Despite the fact that he now looks like the bastard child of Skeletor and Joan Crawford, he’s still riding high on cool points he earned up until the late 80’s when things started to fall apart. Read the rest of this entry »