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Vampires Suck

…surprisingly, did not suck! I had a chance to catch a sneak preview of this movie last night, thanks to my friends at Chase Sports. Yes, Vampires Suck is silly and completely over-the-top. However, if films like Scary Movie and Airplane make you laugh, then this one is right up your alley. If you’re looking [...]

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I Am Going To See The Smurfs

I don’t care what you say, I am going to see the Smurfs movie next summer! Hollywood has recycled and remade just about every part of my childhood over the past few years, so I might as well see what they do to The Smurfs now that everything is in 3-D these days. Don’t judge [...]

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Get Him To The Greek Is Hilarious

I had a chance to catch Get Him To The Greek last night, and surprisingly, it was much funnier than it looks in the commercials. The trailers for this film do it absolutely no justice whatsoever. At a certain point, I was actually in tears laughing! Plot wise, it was nothing groundbreaking. As far as [...]

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A Nightmare On Elm Street Review

Last night, I got a chance to see A Nightmare On Elm Street for the price of $FREE ninety-nine. Since I paid absolutely nothing to see this film, it is my duty to write a review about it for the rest of you who will either pay to see it in the theater, or pay [...]

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Wisdom From Movies

One staple of the film industry is the all-important “Life Lesson.” The part where something so profound is said that it is followed by an obligatory pause to let things soak in for the slow folks. As Keenan Ivory Wayans so eloquently put it, the MESSAGE! Here are a few examples of memorable MESSAGE! quotes [...]

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