Tag Archives: Mustache
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Halloween Costume: The Afro Edition

by on 14. Oct, 2009 in Hair, Halloween, Mustache, Party

Once again, I need your help deciding what I’m going to dress up as this Halloween. Yes, I know I’m a grown-ass man. That said, I make people laugh. IT’S WHAT I DO! THAT’S MY PLEASURE! Therefore, I can go to Halloween parties wearing silly costumes until either one of two things happen: 1.) I [...]

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The Mustache Lady Conversation

by on 22. Apr, 2009 in Mustache, Women

This past weekend, I had an epiphany. Not a Chrisette Michelle “I’m leaving your stankin’ ass” type of epiphany, but I did realize one universal truth: I was put on this Earth to tell the world about the crazy stuff that I witness. I realized this after experiencing something errily similar to a hilarious stand-up [...]

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I Lied To Homeless Hitler

by on 02. Feb, 2009 in Angry, DC

I lied to a man’s face today, so I want to use this opportunity to come clean and get right with karma. Near my office, there is a vendor cart on the sidewalk set up each day with all kinds of snacks for sale. On the way to that cart, stands a homeless guy with [...]

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