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Sage Steele

ESPN anchor Sage Steele has the coolest name ever. You could be anything from a superhero to a porn star with a name like “Sage Steele.” If I were her man, I’d feel compelled to change my name to some kind of ultra-powerful porn star name, too. Here are a few that I came up [...]

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It’s Snowing In DC

Yes that’s my name. Yes, I whipped out my d*ck and pee-wrote it in the fresh snow. No, I do not give a damn. Don’t judge me! I just hope that it keeps on snowing, because I did that right in front of my neighbor’s garage. The worst part is that you can follow my [...]

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