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The Obligatory Blake Griffin Dunked on Kendrick Perkins Post

When a man gets dunked on as savagely as Kendrick Perkins did by Blake Griffin tonight, I am required by law to write about it. Blake Griffin just besmirched Kendrick Perkins’ dignity. Ate that man’s lunch. Called his newborn baby ugly. All of that, in one dunk. See for yourself… Even the commentator paused for [...]

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It Must Be Nice to Be David Stern

If you weren’t already convinced that NBA commissioner David Stern is a dictator, his recent actions should erase all existing doubt. After a lengthy lockout, I was just starting to get excited about the prospects of a new NBA season. A half-assed, 60-game season is better than none at all is what I told myself. [...]

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Already Missing the NBA

I just learned that the NBA canceled 2 more weeks of it’s season as the lockout continues. As a basketball fan, this upsets me. I am already having a bad day, so on top of everything else, the news that my favorite sport is that much closer to not having a season at all makes [...]

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F*ck You, Pay Me!

When I heard that NBA legend Dominique Wilkins was attacked after broadcasting a Hawks game, I was shocked. Who in the Hell would want to hit ‘Nique? Everyone I know who has met him said that he’s a laid back and friendly fellow. It wasn’t until after I learned the details behind the attack that [...]

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Open Letter To Andray Blatche

Dear Andray Blatche, Grow the Hell up. Before you start to think that this letter is completely negative in tone, let me take time out to say “Thank you” for the way you stepped your game up on the court this season for the Washington Wizards. Your play has been the one glimmer of hope [...]

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The NBA Twitter Ban Is Brilliant

NBA Commissioner David Stern is a wise man. That low-budget Bill Gates looking sonofabitch was smart to institute a ban prohibiting players from using Twitter 45 minutes before games until the press is allowed in the locker room after games. After a controversy last season where Charlie Villanueva tweeted during halftime of a game, Stern [...]

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Hubie Brown Was Young Once!

Sometimes, when you look at famous people, it’s hard to imagine them as ever being young. A perfect example is Morgan Freeman. The man has been old since The Electric Company, and that show is before the time of most of the people reading this entry! It’s almost as if he came out the womb [...]

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