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Welcome Back, NFL!

I’m really glad that the NFL lockout is over. With the NBA still locked out, at least I know one of my favorite sports will be on TV. We faced a Fall of ESPN programming that would have had to air random events like the World Series of Thumb Wrestling or the NCAA Beer Pong [...]

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Albert Haynesworth vs the Redskins

Any very large Washington Redskins fans out there? If so, I need you to do me a favor, and slap some sense into Albert Haynesworth. I’d personally do it, but you know…he’s a giant human being. I have to ask my 300-pound muscle-bound readers to handle this for me, since it’s obvious Big Al would [...]

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This Is How I Felt After The Redskins Game

The Washington Redskins need to get it together, QUICKLY! Losing to the Detroit Lions? THE DETROIT LIONS?! It might be a long season if they don’t figure out how to score some points soon… Tweet

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In Honor of NFL Season Starting

The late, great Richard Pryor’s Jim Brown routine: Tweet

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Michael Vick Reinstated by The NFL

Welcome back Michael Vick! Good luck resuming your NFL career…and for Christ’s sake, LEAVE THOSE GOD DAMNED DOGS ALONE THIS TIME! :) Tweet

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Damned Giants!

I was hoping that this Plaxico Burress situation would have helped lead to a Redskins win, but alas…The New York Giants just beat the Hell out of my ‘Skins. So since I can’t talk too much sports-related trash right now, this entry will be short. Plaxico Burress will hereby be referred to as “Cheddar Bob” [...]

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What A Weekend

If I had to compare the events of my weekend to a TV sitcom past or present, it would be Seinfeld. I chose this program in particular because just like an episode of Seinfeld, it was an interesting and entertaining convergence of a series of events…about nothing. Friday and Saturday, I faced pressure for the [...]

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