The Supreme Court Stifled My Swagger

I’m laying low right now, thanks to this Supreme Court decision that says DC’s handgun ban is unconstitutional. To become a world-class sh*t talker on my level, it’s inevitable that you’re going to encounter haters and enemies along the way. I mean, you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

Well, technically, you can make an omlette without breaking a few eggs, if you buy a carton of Egg Beaters…

That totally screws up my metaphor. Sh*t.

Either way, there are plenty of people who want to stifle this Hammertime Stealth Ninja Swag of mine.

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Innapropriate In Honor Of George Carlin

Ladies and gentlemen, the comedy world has lost another giant. I just read that George Carlin passed away due to heard failure. To say that the man was extremely brilliant and prolific would be an understatement. He had a direct influence on many comedians, including the of honest and irreverent style of comedy that I seem to have a penchant for using in order to get my thoughts across to you all. So take some time and check out a few clips of his on YouTube, or actually get one of his comedy albums, stand-up shows, or books so you can have a few laugh in his honor. Trust me, you’ll be happy that you did. It’s crazy, because I was just downloading podcasts of one of his HBO specials from iTunes last night, and haven’t even had a chance to listen to the stuff yet.  I had no idea that the next day, I’d hear that he’s gone…          Read the rest of this entry »