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The Office Refrigerator

by on 25. Jul, 2011 in Office

There are few places on Earth more intriguing than the office refrigerator. It does not matter where your place of employment is; if you are in a work space with more than 10 employees, a single trip to the refrigerator can be completely mundane, or traumatic enough to ruin your day. Anyone who has ever [...]

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The Last Place I Want To Die Is At Work

by on 22. Apr, 2010 in DC, Death, Office, Spring, Weather

An inadvertent fire alarm just went off in the office. Although I knew it wasn’t a real fire, I thought to myself “the last place I want to die, is at work.” So I’m on my way outside to enjoy the sunshine for a bit…I mean, escape the raging flames that just might consume the [...]

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Please Don’t Shoot Me! Signed, The Messenger

by on 18. Nov, 2009 in Angry, message, Office

Ever have someone ask you to pass along a message to someone else, without telling you the entire story behind it? So when you deliver the news, that person reacts by frowning his or her face up and saying something like “JESUS! THIS IS GREAT…JUST GREAT! MY DAY IS RUINED NOW!” I hate getting tricked [...]

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Someone’s Lunch Smells Like Dog Food

by on 09. Apr, 2009 in Dog, Office

I am in the office right now, and someone’s lunch smells like dog food. I know this is something better suited to  Twitter or a Facebook status update…but I felt like sharing with the world. I don’t even want to walk past the kitchen area, because if I actually see someone I know eating Puppy [...]

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Receptionist Runaround

by on 03. Dec, 2008 in Uncategorized

Corporate entities must want to be hated. I mean, what other reason exists to explain why doing a normal, routine task like trying to call one specific person is such a pain in the you-know-where. Tell me if this scenario is familiar to any of you: The person you are calling has a receptionist to [...]

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Where the Hell is the Pee Key?

by on 09. Oct, 2008 in Bathroom

The office that I work in is one where you need to use a key to get into the bathroom. Yesterday after eating lunch and drinking a giant bottle of gatorade, I felt the need to go do #1. To my dismay, BOTH of the bathroom pee keys were gone! This meant that not only [...]

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SOMEBODY Needs A Vacation

by on 05. Jun, 2008 in Angry, Video, Violence

Everybody’s worked at a job where they’ve wanted to do this at some point in their lives…But to see someone actually DO it, is something else! Tweet

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