I Turned My Swag On

This morning, I hopped up out the bed and turned my swag on. Then, I took a look in the mirror, and said “What’s up.” It was at that moment, I realized something: It is truly impossible to take a look in the mirror and say “what’s up” to yourself while your swag is turned on, without doing the nigga nod. It’s like your head involuntarily tilts back as soon as the words leave your lips. Don’t believe me? Try it for yourself when you get some time alone. Please don’t do it in front of other people, because they will think you’re an idiot. Read the rest of this entry »