No Ugly First Dogs!
Posted by ListenToLeon on
November 12, 2008
To the Obama family: Just say NO to ugly dogs! The first family’s search for a hypoallergenic pet dog has become national news, to the point that the Peruvian government has offered to give one to the President-elect and his family.
No offense to Peru, but I hope the Obamas decide to pass on the offer. I mean, have you seen this dog?
That thing looks like a spawn of Satan! If it were green and had a mohawk, one could easily confuse this dog with Spike from the movie “Gremlins.” I know the dog can’t help the way that it looks, but I’m just saying…It reminds me of bald people with no eyebrows. In fact, Any hairless mammal is somewhat creepy when you think about it.
Barack Obama, please get your people to do more research before settling on this canine version of Mr. Bigglesworth. You are not Dr. Evil, so you have no need for a pet that looks this freaky.
