After somehow managing to delete 90% of my contacts the other day, I had a moment of clarity: My cell phone runs my life. There; I admitted it. I’m nobody’s b*tch, but my phone has more influence over me than most pimps have over any whore in his or her stable. If something bad happens [...]
Getting Hung Up On
by ListenToLeon on 19. Apr, 2010 in Angry, Phone
When was the last time someone hung up the phone on you? It’s been a long time since anyone has done that to me, but one of my friends had it happen to her on Friday. She said that some guy she’s only known a couple of weeks got mad that she could not hang [...]
Sony Walkman Phone
by ListenToLeon on 11. Mar, 2010 in Ghetto, Music, Phone, Techie
When I hear the word “Walkman” I think of old school cassette players like the one pictured above. I can’t believe Sony is still putting out products under that name. High tech products, no less! That’s like Ford creating the world’s 1st luxury car that runs on kool-aid, and naming it “The all new Ford [...]
The Cameraphone of Justice!
by ListenToLeon on 08. Dec, 2009 in Camera, Crime, Jail, Phone, steal
This is why being a criminal and a dumb-ass is a bad combination. I saw this story last week, and realized I had to share it in light of my own recent cell phone saga. A woman was robbed in Philadelphia, and among the things taken from her was her cell phone. Little did the [...]
I <3 My New Motorola Cliq
by ListenToLeon on 24. Nov, 2009 in DC, Nightclub, Phone, T-Mobile, Techie
My camera & phone have been found! There are still good, honest people left in this world, and I am very thankful for it. To the good folks at Liv who recovered my phone, and to Cherisse for calling and arranging the pickup, I sincerely thank you. I have no idea how my stuff ended [...]
Club Comedy and Concert Phone Theft
by ListenToLeon on 23. Nov, 2009 in Concert, DC, Nightclub, steal
I’ve had quite an up-and-down weekend to say the least. I went from hanging out with corporate big wigs on Friday, to seeing one of the funniest sights I’ve ever seen in a nightclub on Saturday, to finally getting my camera and cell phone stolen at a Little Dragon concert last night. As you can [...]
Salute To The Cameraphone
by ListenToLeon on 11. May, 2009 in Camera, Cassie, Sex, Sex Tape
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to propose a toast. Here’s to the man or woman responsible for inventing the cameraphone! Whoever you are, you deserve your own holiday. Your invention has single-handedly revolutionized the sex tape industry. No other product in the last 20 years has made it easier for one to produce spur-of-the-moment, [...]
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