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Kim Kardashian Has A Single?

by on 02. Mar, 2011 in Kim Kardashian, Music, Pimp

Kim Kardashian’s mom is a motherf*ckin’ PIMP. This woman has turned every aspect of the Kardashian sisters’ lives into a money making venture. Real life pimps like Rosebud and Bishop Don Magic Juan are probably standing around in awe of her. This morning, the undisputed crown jewel of the Kardashian stable released her first single, [...]

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Who Is This Guy?

by on 01. Oct, 2010 in Art, Hip Hop, internet, Pimp

All over the internet, I keep seeing images of the same colonial pimp-looking guy with rap phrases spelled out in the King’s English. Apparently, I missed the meme on this one, but I don’t care. The photos make me smile. If anyone can direct me to where I can find more pictures of this portrait [...]

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ACORN Pimp Advice

by on 18. Sep, 2009 in Pimp, Politics, Sex, Video, Youtube

I didn’t want to write about this at first, but ThroatChopU made me think about it again. That whole story about ACORN employees helping folks posing as pimps and hookers seemed too easy a target at first, but it is my civic duty to make fun of these people. I have to crack jokes, not [...]

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Baby Powder Pimpin

by on 08. Jun, 2009 in Myspace, Pimp, Video

Mike Epps is Baby Powder Jus thought I’d leave you with something nice and ignorant this Monday evening. I don’t know if this can top the T-Pain chain, but it’s pretty damned close! The best part about Mike Epps in How High was the way that the baby powder made that chime noise right before [...]

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Message To Old Black Men:

by on 29. Mar, 2009 in Suits, Ugly

STOP WEARING THOSE UGLY-ASS “KINGS OF COMEDY” LOOKING SUITS!!! Seriously…Here are some tips to keep you looking more like a gentleman of style, and less like Kirk Franklin when he was jumping up and down onstage hollering “DO YOU WANT A REVOLUTION?!” Tweet

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Told Y’all Politicians Are Pimps!

by on 09. Dec, 2008 in Uncategorized

This Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich corruption scandal seems to be all over the news today. The story only further strengthens my theory that most politicians are basically the equivalent of white-collar pimps. Pimpin’ and Politics are two different games, but at the end of the day, the bottom line remains the same: Cash Money! That [...]

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