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Speaking of Dreams…

  How many of you have been so drunk that you had The Pee Dream? Don’t be afraid to admit it! You know, the dream where you think you’re in front of the toilet and it feels real…until moisture wakes you up and it literally feels TOO real! All you can do at that point is get [...]

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Finally Saw The Dark Knight

The other day, I finally joined the rest of the free world and saw The Dark Knight. Overall, I thought it was a great movie. The only problem to me, was the film’s length. I am planning to write the director a letter, requesting that his next damn-near 3 hour movie come with a brief [...]

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Urinal Distance Is A Must

Earlier, I had to break down one of the Man Laws for a young lady who failed to see what most guys feel is completely logical and normal behavior. Her question was: There Are Five Urinals. The 1st and 3rd urinal are taken. Which one do you choose? My answer was “There is no question. [...]

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Break Out The Champagne, Condoms and Young Girls!

It’s a celebration, b*tches! Party at R. Kelly’s house! In case you haven’t heard, The Pied Piper of R&B was acquitted on all counts today. It took six years and numerous jokes, but finally R. Kelly can say that he’s a free man. Coming from the perspective of someone who watched the tape back in [...]

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