I don’t know what the Hell was going on in Columbia Heights yesterday evening, but there seemed to be an increased amount of “crazy” in the air. On my way to the gym after work, I crossed Irving Street to go to Washington Sports Club. As I’m crossing, somebody walks past me and intentionally bumps [...]
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As Seen On Leon’s Phone: DC Carnival Edition
I know it’s a recession and eveybody’s trying to make a buck(or in this case, $2), but this is ridiculous. I could understand the folks on the street selling water bottles they bought in bulk at Costco & Target to the Caribbean Carnival masses last Saturday, but selling these same people the right to pee? [...]
As Seen On Leon’s Phone: Fat DC Cops
These fat jokers are DC police officers. They must fight slow crime. There’s no way in Hell that they’re running after suspects. They probably break a sweat reaching for their guns. By the way, these photos were taken as they were buying pizza. Not salad. Not Slim Fast. But pizza. Feel safe, DC? P.S., this [...]
Poor Bumblebee
Scenes from the third Transformers movie are being shot in DC, and filmmakers had a first-hand encounter with DC police. As you can see, Bumblebee got the worst of that meeting today! I wish they’d said what type of emergency the officer was responding to. If that dude was actually on his way to get [...]
Segways Have No Loyalty
Upon hearing that Jimi Heselden, the man who owns Segway Inc. actually died while riding a Segway, I once again tried to resist making an inappropriate joke about life’s cruel irony. By all accounts, Heselden was a good man who gave money to a number of charitable causes. So as a result, I decided to [...]
Who Brings A Gun To A Snowball Fight?!
Apparently, Detective Baylor does! Today in DC, an off-duty police officer decided to break up a snowball fight, BY PULLING OUT HIS GUN! Can you say “anger management” people? How about “overreaction?” Or “asshole” maybe? Tweet
Police Bullying Caught On Tape
While returning home from my friend Dave’s party on Saturday night, I drunkenly witnessed some dude getting arrested, and also being the victim of almost but not really police brutality. It was more like “police bullying” or “blue uniform thuggin’” than police brutality, since no blows were delivered.Still, I had to tape it and make [...]
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