Mutombo Elbow of Death

I did a bad thing on the train this morning.

While on the Gallery Place/Chinatown station platform, I stood in a crowd, glancing down at the Washington Post Express newspaper. I saw that they quoted Arjewtino, which made me smile. Yesterday, they quoted AllieNicole, so obviously, it is a sign that I am among the cool crowd as far as blogging is concerned. It’s only a matter of time until they quote me again!

Unfortunately, my moment of nerd zen was rudely interrupted when a fat lady in a tan power-suit bumped into me, trying to push her way into better position to enter the train. I knew it was intentional, but I had to take a step back and think to myself: “Should I say something mean, or should I let it slide. I want to push her back, but she’s a woman…” Read the rest of this entry »