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Markdown Exemptions

“Closing time. Ugly lights. Everybody’s inspected; but you are a natural beauty unaffected” – Prince. If you are a man and you’ve ever been in the situation above, then you already know it’s a great place to be! As a general rule, women you meet in bars or clubs are entitled to a 20-30% markdown [...]

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Happy Birthday Prince!

I’m totally wearing this outfit in my next Facebook profile pic, by the way. Happy Birthday Prince, & thanks for the inspiration! *I’m not seriously wearing that sh*t, just so you know. Tweet

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Ass-Plosives

No, this entry is not about silent-but-violent farts. I was watching the news the other day, and saw this story about an assassination attempt on a Saudi prince by a member of Al Qaeda. To me, that wasn’t surprising. What was surprising, however, was the manner in which he tried to carry out his attack. [...]

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Once Again, HE’S STILL MICHAEL JACKSON!

Michael Jackson is not worried about people’s jokes. He does not care what you think about his nose(or lack thereof). To be honest, he really doesn’t need to care! That man can still sell out 50 shows faster than most artists could ever hope to sell out one! I had a conversation with my friend [...]

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